Ken Ham’s Island

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Ken Ham’s Island

Just sit right back
And you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started in Kentucky,
Aboard this fraudulent ship.
The boss was a mighty preachin’ man,
Deceptive to be sure.
Taxpayers all set sail that day,
For a biblical tour,
A biblical tour.

The project started getting rough,
‘Til the first amendment was tossed.
If not for the courage of the reigious judge
The profits would be lost.
The profits would be lost.

The ship’s aground on the hills
Of this uncharted podunk town
With Kenny Ham,
And Hovind too.
Deluded folks, and their kids,
A protest with,
The FreeThinkers, Aron Ra,
Here on Kenny Ham’s Isle.

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